TG: shes a pinkish seatroll hellbent on killign me…
TG: tahts all i know about taht
TG: but its gettign a little frustratign
TG: i really wish shed stop taht

MEENAH: i was only fishin for some fun
TG: shes a pinkish seatroll hellbent on killign me…
TG: tahts all i know about taht
TG: but its gettign a little frustratign
TG: i really wish shed stop taht

MEENAH: i was only fishin for some fun
OMG YES TEEN CONDESCE HAS A NAME NOW, AND I KNOW MORE OF HER TYPING QUIRK, SO EVERYONE GO ASK ME QUESTIONS!!!! Please????
so its going to be completely ooc, right?
nice
Obviously, I mean ask “her” questions and I will respond “in character.” -_- Dunno how that piece of information was translated incorrectly by my excitement.


You ) (ave a reel sense of ) (umor! You sea, my —EXC—EL—ENT 2X3dent ) (as knot and never will lose a scuttle. You can bet your bottom sanddollar on t) (at!
Anonymous asked: So Dirk...what do you do these days? Are you, what, pestering, chatting, etcetera? I also wondering if you've confessed yet. OuO <--- this shit. Looks stupid.
< I’ll just answer this as text, sorry I can’t do cosplay for this right now… 3
I’ve been chillin’. Workin’ on programming some of my robots. And of course I’ve been hitting up my chums. Haven’t confessed officially yet. Waiting for the right moment. Shit can’t be rushed.
< Guys! I’m really sorry, but I can’t cosplay Dirk with my synthetic extensions in (it’s hard enough to even get dressed in normal clothes…) However, I can indeed put together a quick cosplay for this character:

My hair would be perfect for it. So, in the mean time I can answer questions as her, maybe? Or just randomly shout COUNT SOM-E WOOLB-EASTS BITC)(
So, I’d be understanding if I lost some followers, but I felt I should let everyone know, that I temporarily can’t cosplay Dirk, so I hope you will all accept my compensation?
I could always just answer questions without posting a GIF/Photo, so if you would like that please let me know. 3